Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Cat Olympics

Cat Olympics

Now that the Winter Olympics are almost upon us, I thought I’d publish the schedule for the Cat Olympics:

Opening Ceremonies: Featuring performances by Country Joe and the Fish, Cats Laughing, and the Mouseketeers

Day One:  Kitten Events
          Napping
          Chasing string
          Sleeping
          Looking cute
          Washing
          Crashing into walls
          Looking even cuter
          Eating
          Washing
          Sleeping (marathon event)

Day Two:  Adult Cat Events

     Sleeping
     Eating
     Yowling to go outside
     Yowling to come back in
     Napping
     Washing
     Chasing each other
     Washing each other
     Fighting
     Sleeping
     Yowling to go outside
     Yowling to come back in
     Sleeping (marathon event)

Day Three: Adult Cat Events

     Waking humans up
     Washing
     Eating
     Yowling to go outside
     Yowling to come back in
     Napping
     Cuddling with humans
     Sleeping
     Washing
     Napping
     Staring out window at nothing in particular
     Purring (marathon event)
     Eating
     Washing
     Sleeping
     Grooming each other
     Napping
     Cuddling with humans
     Sleeping

Closing ceremonies: Speeches by Garfield, Morris, and Miss Kitty

7 comments:

KathyK said...

Does "washing" include an assessment of flexibility and prizes for the oddest expression after licking one's hind parts?

talpianna said...

That part is not yet an officially sanctioned event.

MathCogIdiocy said...

The three cats in my house have a lock on the fighting event. *grin*

MathCogIdiocy said...

Why did I post twice? Maybe I should one more time so that there is one post per fighting cat?

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angie's pink fuzzy said...

yes, but you forgot the "yowling at the door when the humans leave" event...

My cat, Beautiful, would win the gold, silver and bronze...

(PS I love your comments on "he wrote, she wrote" very cute)

Cynthia E. Bagley said...

I had a good long belly laugh.