Cat Olympics
Now that the Winter Olympics are almost upon us, I thought I’d publish the schedule for the Cat Olympics:
Opening Ceremonies: Featuring performances by Country Joe and the Fish, Cats Laughing, and the Mouseketeers
Day One: Kitten Events
Napping
Chasing string
Sleeping
Looking cute
Washing
Crashing into walls
Looking even cuter
Eating
Washing
Sleeping (marathon event)
Day Two: Adult Cat Events
Sleeping
Eating
Yowling to go outside
Yowling to come back in
Napping
Washing
Chasing each other
Washing each other
Fighting
Sleeping
Yowling to go outside
Yowling to come back in
Sleeping (marathon event)
Day Three: Adult Cat Events
Waking humans up
Washing
Eating
Yowling to go outside
Yowling to come back in
Napping
Cuddling with humans
Sleeping
Washing
Napping
Staring out window at nothing in particular
Purring (marathon event)
Eating
Washing
Sleeping
Grooming each other
Napping
Cuddling with humans
Sleeping
Closing ceremonies: Speeches by Garfield, Morris, and Miss Kitty
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7 comments:
Does "washing" include an assessment of flexibility and prizes for the oddest expression after licking one's hind parts?
That part is not yet an officially sanctioned event.
The three cats in my house have a lock on the fighting event. *grin*
Why did I post twice? Maybe I should one more time so that there is one post per fighting cat?
yes, but you forgot the "yowling at the door when the humans leave" event...
My cat, Beautiful, would win the gold, silver and bronze...
(PS I love your comments on "he wrote, she wrote" very cute)
I had a good long belly laugh.
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